The Heartthrob’s Non-Human Dating Simulator

On the verge of death, Yu Yang is bound to a Non-Human Romance App. To escape his impending demise, he must successfully conquer three non-human gods.

These three gods reign supreme in their respective universes: one treats the world as a plaything, another wants all living creatures to be buried with him, and the third monitors humanity to impose divine punishment.

And Yu Yang? He only has a glitchy Romance App that suffers from a massive lag whenever he tries to check the status of his targets.

World One: Yu Yang transmigrates into a vulnerable newcomer at a research institute, tasked with feeding a highly venomous jellyfish. He works diligently for a month, finally reaching the level of a food source in the jellyfish’s eyes.

How insulting! Yu Yang cries quietly. Suddenly, the jellyfish—which had been motionless—stretches out its transparent tent**les, emerges from the water, and wraps around him as if he were prey.

System: Don’t panic! The manual says that jellyfish have simple minds and powerful limbs; they are very obedient love-struck fools! Tame him! Tame him!

Yu Yang bites his lip, his face flushed as he tries to pull away the tent**les drilling into him. That… that place is off-limits… He sees the “powerful limbs” all right, but could the “simple mind” please be a little less literal? That is not a place you can just drill into! And yet, it continues to drill.

World Two: Learning from his mistake, Yu Yang decides to take the initiative. As an ordinary human, he becomes a devout follower of the church where the Angel resides, praying every day. Although he stumbles through the scriptures, the Angel descends upon the world during his very first prayer.

The Angel lowers his cold, indifferent eyes, scanning the silent yet fanatical believers in the church before locking his gaze onto Yu Yang and walking toward him.

Yu Yang: Wait, why do I have a bad feeling about this…

System: Don’t panic! The aloofness is just his protective shell. The manual says the Angel is a pure, ten-thousand-year-old virg*n who is cold on the outside but shy on the inside. He’ll blush if you just touch his hand. Quickly, go touch him!

Yu Yang reaches out, half-doubting. Click. The Angel snaps silver handcuffs on Yu Yang, hauls him to Heaven, tosses him into the celestial prison, and forces him to reveal his true form.

Yu Yang, dizzy and dazed, stares at his newly sprouted heart-shaped tail and devil horns, feeling a feverish hunger in his lower abdomen—and looking at the delicious Angel before him.

Yu Yang: Wow… could you have told me earlier that I’m a succubus?

World Three: Yu Yang tries his absolute best, determined to get close to Mr. Ghost.

System: Trust me one more time! The Ghost is an elegant, intellectual Duke who loves humans dearly.

However, the moment the Ghost sees him, he acts like a madman, chasing, seducing, and tricking him with malice and excitement. He jumps off the ancient castle with Yu Yang, demanding that he stay forever to keep him company.

The System checks the time in the manual: Uh… he was indeed like that a thousand years ago…

Yu Yang closes his eyes peacefully. It’s fine, there’s always a second playthrough.

Then, he realizes the three Outer Gods are about to tear the heavens apart fighting over him!

Yu Yang: You tell me, what’s the setting this time?

System: This one has nothing to do with me! You cheated the jellyfish into a marriage, eloped with the Angel, and were intercepted by the Ghost. When the Ghost questioned why others could have you but not him, you showed him your succubus mark.

The System looks at the affection bars of the three gods and exclaims: They’re exploding! They’re exploding! Host, you’re amazing, they’re all off the charts!

Yu Yang: …Those are emotional bars. They’re red with rage!