The Supernatural App That Cried and Begged Me to Unlink It

Qin Ling is the young owner of a funeral shop, earning a meager monthly income of 3,000 yuan. He lives a carefree, laid-back, “go-with-the-flow” slacker lifestyle.

Until one day, a supernatural app suddenly appears on his phone.

The supernatural app coldly states:

“Complete tasks to receive generous rewards. Failure results in elimination—no mercy.”

Qin Ling: “Is this some kind of new scam malware? Delete it, delete it.”

System: ??????

Later, the system realizes it has bound itself to an extremely problematic host. In order to complete missions, it goes from a cold, god-like system… to becoming the host’s devoted “bootlicker.”

“This shop inherits feng shui culture and promotes traditional Chinese metaphysics: dragon-seeking and acupoint-finding, capturing ghosts and suppressing evil, balancing yin and yang residences to determine fortune and misfortune. Fortune-telling, feng shui consultation, and finger calculations to predict good and bad luck.”

——All of that above is nonsense. Believe in science—start with me!