I Have a Strange Group

After moving into my new home, I was added to a strange group chat.

The people in the group like to pretend to be animals when they communicate.

Every day, I lurk and watch with great interest, but I never speak.

Until one day, a mouse got into my house.

I asked in the group, “Excuse me, is there any reliable rat-catching service nearby?”

Soon after, AAA On-Demand Rat-Catching Orange Cat tagged me.

[Two cans, no bargaining.] [The cat is at your door, open up.]

To my surprise, there was actually an orange cat standing outside my door.