The President and His Secretary

[The Unspeakable Daily Life of a Male Secretary] [The Miserable Days of Sharing an Office with the Boss] [How to Pretend You Have No Feelings for Your Boss] [Boss Keeps Secretly Watching Me—Am I Getting More Handsome?] [I Didn’t Father the Boss’s Child! I Swear I Didn’t!]

Chen Zhili went for an interview, and the first question the interviewer asked was:

“Are you straight?”

With a blank expression, he replied, “Yes.”

After all, his eyes go straight to men—so that counts as being straight, right?

The interviewer was relieved. “Good. The boss is committed to staying single and wants a male secretary. There are only two requirements: First, don’t try to interfere with his love life. Second, he’s a face-con, so make sure you don’t ruin your looks—it affects his mood.”

“Got it.”

Later, that so-called ‘straight’ Chen Zhili not only became the boss’s lover but also ended up with a bun (a child).