College Students Help Me Rule

I am an emperor.

Every single official in my court has been transmigrated into by a modern-day college student.

As I sit upon my dragon throne listening to them whisper amongst themselves, I can’t help but feel tears streaming down my face.

“Are they taking attendance at tomorrow’s morning court? If not, I’m skipping.”

“Can I get an internship certificate for attending these sessions?”

“Your Majesty, can I wear my wittle leather shoes to court?”

Caught between holding court and holding on, I’d rather just hold a noose.