The Noble Consort’s Inner Monologue

After I was reborn, the entire harem could hear my inner thoughts.

[Men are all tr*sh. Tomorrow, I’m going to cling to the Empress for dear life.]

The Empress: “Dear little sister, here I come!”

[Why is Consort Shu sending the Empress Dowager five-nut mooncakes? Don’t you know the Empress Dowager is allergic to five-nut filling?]

Consort Shu: “My savior! My savior, waaaah!”

[His Majesty is going to have Concubine Rong killed tomorrow.]

Concubine Rong: “Why is he killing me??? Whatever. Run first, ask questions later.”