I Write Novels in a Zerg Prison

An Ruo, a top web novelist, transmigrated into the body of Annor, the abusive male Zerg from his own novel.

By the time he arrived, the deed was done. The court had already passed judgment.

He would be escorted to the military region to serve as a psychic soother for a 999-year sentence, destined to spend the rest of his life in prison.

—Prison? Great! No need to go outside, meals served on time, a regular schedule, top-tier security, and he could even read novels and watch dramas on the StarNet.

The homebody An Ruo was quite satisfied with his new nest.

He spent three hours a day performing psychic soothing. Once his tasks were done, he’d lock his cell door and return to his old profession—writing novels.

【Returning from an expedition with a damaged psychic domain, I accept genetic matching to prepare for marriage. The male Zerg who arrives for the meeting is the same male Zerg recruit I once tormented mercilessly.】 (√ Complete)

Female Zergs who clicked on the new novel: “??!”

[Aren’t male Zergs in the military just for show? Did some monster of a superior officer really ab*se a male Zerg to death’s door?] [He’s definitely going to face retaliation from Lord Zerg. Serves him right.] However, the plot developed far beyond their expectations.

[…Is this Lord Zerg’s revenge? Marrying him as his Lady, personally training with him, and giving him psychic soothing every single day? Every day???] [This is completely unrealistic! Psychic soothing for a military female is so troublesome. Male Zergs would avoid it at all costs, let alone offer it willingly!] [This isn’t a pure romance novel; it’s clearly sci-fi!] The female Zergs complained loudly, but their actions spoke louder. Every day, they flooded the novel’s comment section with donations and pleas for more chapters.

Staring at the long string of numbers in his account, An Ruo, who lived and ate in prison, scratched his head. He had nowhere to spend the money.

Well then, he would compensate that… former Lady of his, the one ‘he’ ab*sed so horribly.

With a single click, he transferred the funds and continued to release new books.

【After class, I returned to my dorm to find a youngling in my room. He clung to my leg, calling me “Father Ma,” and claimed he was from ten years in the future. His “Father Pa,” he said, was the male Zerg campus heartthrob from the neighboring academy.】 (√ Complete)

【Undercover in the Star Pirates, I accidentally became the Deputy Commander. To win me over, the Commander sent a Class A male Zerg to my room.】 (√ Complete)

【A celibate Legion Commander receives a mission from his superiors: test-play a romance simulation game. He would never spend money on a male Zerg, let alone a virtual one. But… it actually feels pretty good?】 (√ Complete)

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Through his diligent psychic soothing and the profound impact of his novels, An Ruo unknowingly accumulated a massive number of Contribution Points.

These Contribution Points led to his sentence being reduced, reduced, and reduced again.

When the Military Headquarters announced the end of his sentence, An Ruo was forced to move out of his beloved little den.

As he stepped out of the prison gates, the Federation Marshal—his former Lady—walked toward him and took his luggage.

An Ruo whispered, “Um… the court has already finalized our divorce. You didn’t have to come.”

The Marshal, whose presence alone commanded respect, lowered his gaze. His usually icy eyes now held a stubborn affection.

“All these years, you’ve given me all your Star Coins. Surely you understand what it means when a male Zerg sends money to a female Zerg?”

“Huh?” An Ruo clutched his head, looking like a confused Psyduck.

【A shut-in creator gong who writes romance like a pro but turns into a flustered Psyduck in real relationships x A high-ranking, calm, and decisive villain Marshal shou who doesn’t believe in love but falls for a ‘Psyduck’.】