Break Up Right After Same-s** Marriage Is Legalized

Maybe it’s because same-s** marriage is about to become legal, but my Sugar Daddy’s mood has been very unstable lately.

Everyone says that once same-s** marriage is legalized, we will definitely break up, because Mr. Wei will surely go and marry his old White Moonlight.

I thought so, too.

But lately, his ears turn red at the drop of a hat whenever he’s with me, and he’s becoming more and more childish. For example, the other night, I washed some pears and gave one to him. He took one look at it and got upset.

“How could you possibly want to separate from me?!” he said, his tone full of accusation.

Alright, my mistake. No sharing. We won’t share the pear. So, that night, we shared a peach instead.

Mr. Wei is a good benefactor. As a qualified lover, I shouldn’t make things difficult for him. On the day same-s** marriage was officially legalized, for the sake of mutual dignity, I took the initiative to bring up a breakup.

—Actually, maybe “breakup” isn’t the right word, “parting ways” would be more accurate.

Mr. Wei was stunned: “You… don’t want to marry me?”

I was also stunned: “Weren’t we just in a… transactional relationship?”

Mr. Wei: “…Which bastard told you that?!”

Me: “…?”

Later, Mr. Wei cried pitifully for an entire day. I never dared to mention breaking up ever again.