Chronicle of the Seven Appliance Debate

I got struck by a defective delivery lightning bolt and gained a special ability?

When I touch a household appliance with my lightning-patterned finger and call out its name, incredibly handsome men spring out naked like a fountain!

The problem is, they all want to become real humans and keep demanding kisses from me….

Why on earth should I share my precious first kiss with you pe*verted frogs?