Surprise! The typing master is actually an alien tentacle monster!
惊！码字机大大竟是外星触手怪！
Synopsis
Chu Shou is an alien tentacle monster who, while piloting his spaceship, crashed headfirst into a blue planet due to his obsession with reading Jinjiang novels. To repair his spaceship, he activated the “Love Power Generator” system and began a diligent life on Jinjiang, writing 100,000 words a day.
The principle of “Generate Power for Love” is that the less he earns, the more power he generates, and the sooner he can launch his spaceship back to his home planet.
However.
When he writes about niche sports, readers respond: “Aww, you’re such a meticulous researcher! I love you for writing 100,000 words a day.”
When he writes about brainless, nonsense fiction, readers respond: “Wow, bedtime fairy tale sweetness, so sweet it’s rotting my teeth! I can’t take it anymore!”
Chu Shou: “…I write these kinds of things and there are still readers? Are you all living bodhisattvas?”
He reflected on his mistakes and carefully studied the market. He discovered that readers were complaining. They browsed the charts every day, only to see the hot topics everywhere. Then, a golden idea struck him, and with a flick of his finger, he created a patchwork of hot topics with a name so long he couldn’t even remember it.
— —”Apocalypse Rebirth Quick Transmigration: White Moonlight, Beautiful, Stubborn, Wretched Villain, Sand Sculpture Mermaid Plays Around in a Horror Game.”
Now you won’t click on this again, will you?
Chu Shou stroked his chin with his soft, pink tent**les.
A few days later, the copyright holder came knocking. The asking price was one hundred thousand.
Chu Shou: “…”
You’re not buying the copyright, you’re stealing my electricity!
Desperate, Chu Shou said, “Fifty thousand! Just fifty thousand, no more!”
Copyright holder: “You even have this kind of trick?!”
Reverse bargaining—he had never imagined it.
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During his days on the Blue Planet, Chu Shou also met many lovely people.
His roommate, a popular influencer in the gourmet food industry with millions of followers, always thought he was a down-and-out rich young master who couldn’t afford to eat, so they cooked a variety of delicious meals for him every day.
The Business Tycoon always captivated everyone with his novels in the boundless ocean of books. No matter how many sock-puppets he used, he always sat firmly at the top of the rankings.
After a popular actor starred in his gay drama, he cornered him and said, with red eyes: “Write another million words for the sequel, and I’ll give you my life.”
[CP is the roommate, pure and innocent, considerate and protective gong YYDS, don’t get on the wrong ship!]