[Advice Thread] I’m a Scientist for an Evil Organization, But My Boss is Too Unreasonable, and It’s Exhausting

Can someone listen to my complaints and help me with some love advice?

I’m Halvied-Calm-Sein, a spiritual engineer and one of the Four Elite Commanders of the Spirit Society Dernkhem, which is trying to invade Japan. We’re constantly fighting against the justice-transforming heroines, the Lost Fairies, who stand in our way. In the midst of these battles, I fell in love with Fiona of the Clear Stream, one of the Lost Fairies. Even though she’s my enemy, I secretly support her from the shadows as her biggest fan.

One day, I ran into Fiona and her friends on their way home from school at a café run by a former Dernkhem commander. I’ve never had any romantic experience, and I have no idea how to talk to the opposite s*x. So, I turn to the folks in the [NyanJ] thread, who usually listen to me vent about my unreasonable boss, for some love advice…