How Do I Dominate the World?

Pirate captain: “…”

Merman: “I will raise you later. Don’t cry.”

The pirate frowned: “But I’m not just after money.”

The Merman wondered, “What else?”

The pirate captain’s eyes sparkled, “I want to be the best pirate in the world.”

The Merman thumped his chest and said, ”Leave it to me.”