Love Stops Rumours

On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a bl**job, this led to a series of misunderstandings.

WRS: I’m not gay, I’m not gay, I’m not gay!

XN: Neither am I.

WRS: It seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN: OK.

So…

Counsellor: I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note on not being a bad influence.

WRS: No, we just fell accidentally…

Neighbour: Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.

WRS: No, that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ah…

Gym Teacher: You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!

WRS: Noooooooo!!! That was just the milk I spilt!!!

Finally…

XN: Senior.

WRS: Yeah?

XN: Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

WRS: … Just what I was thinking.